• @randomdeadguy
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    3411 days ago

    Boys have inherent value, not just instrumental value. Cute post.

    • @[email protected]
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      611 days ago

      So will they just stand around displaying their inherit value, or providing instrumental value equal to that of a delicious milkshake?

      • @randomdeadguy
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        810 days ago

        I could teach you, but I’d have to charge.

        • @Jiggle_Physics
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          210 days ago

          You would have to pay me, and even then…

      • @randomdeadguy
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        3211 days ago

        I was focused on the information the referencer added. The song makes no mention of labor or idiots. The tweeting author’s message is that there is a distinct value difference in laborers and idiots. Please excuse me, I took it too personally, because I am not only a laborer and an idiot, but I am also boy who is predisposed to an attraction to yards containing milkshakes. 🥤

        • Flying SquidOP
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          -1911 days ago

          🙄

          The joke, and I can’t believe I have to explain it to you, is that if her milkshake brings the boys to the yard, they better make it worth making a milkshake.

          If the song lyric was “my milkshake brings the girls to the yard,” the joke would be exactly the same.

          • @randomdeadguy
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            1611 days ago

            Well are the girls going to mow the lawn or do they just stand there like idiots?