1. Fitted sheet must have label on bottom right seam
  2. Salted butter wrapping text must be red. Unsalted blue.
  • @blady_blah
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    8 days ago

    I would make the written English language 100% phonetic.

    I would make SI mandatory in the US.

    I would make one night a week a “have dinner with the neighbors” day.

    Edit: I would make bidet toilets mandatory. Dry toilets would be phased out like cars without back-up cameras or asbestos insulation.

      • @blady_blah
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        26 days ago

        That’s another way to say metric. Fuck the English system. Especially when cooking.

    • @[email protected]
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      08 days ago

      I would make the written English language 100% phonetic.

      Nobody speaks written English, so how do we know it’s not already phonetic?