Pretty tame, but it’s the one that came to mind first. Walking down the high street, and there’s a dude in the middle of the path handing out leaflets or something. Obviously, he spoke to everyone who walked by, me included, but he had a deep, smooth voice like melted chocolate running across your fingers, and it just made the whole thing surreal to me.
Pretty tame, but it’s the one that came to mind first. Walking down the high street, and there’s a dude in the middle of the path handing out leaflets or something. Obviously, he spoke to everyone who walked by, me included, but he had a deep, smooth voice like melted chocolate running across your fingers, and it just made the whole thing surreal to me.
Him: Mmmyssstery maaaan?
Me: I’m good, thanks.
Him: Goodbyyyyye~
I kept walking for a few steps before I just curled over laughing.
Missed opportunity, should have grabbed a leaflet lmao
So he had a voice like…chocolate rain?