• GovCCC
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    42 months ago

    Are you fucking kidding me with this shit? A seal? I’d be a goddamn elephant seal, you moron. Biggest, baddest motherfucker in the ocean. I’d smash those penguin assholes and eat all the fucking fish. Governor Chris MOTHER FUCKIN Christopher Christie don’t play around, even as a damn seal. Now stop asking stupid questions before I lose my shit.

    • @over_clox
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      32 months ago

      I’m gonna be an oil rig seal, so I can blast your ass out of the water at will…