• @chemical_cutthroat
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    252 months ago

    “Second place gets bottom shelf dick,” as my grandmother was fond of saying.

    • @[email protected]
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      2 months ago

      (His grandfather never actually won anything, didn’t need to, he just kept his penis on the top shelf in the local bar - he figured out how to win at life)