Apple CEO Tim Cook will today unveil a series of reasons why your existing iPhone is now disappointingly obsolete and why you should immediately spend over £1,500 on the new iPhone 16 Pro.
"We’ve made so many advancements that 2023 Tim Cook would look at 2024 Tim Cook utterly horrified at his own ineptitude, and look at a mirror while holding up a big L on his forehead before giving himself an atomic wedgie.
I’m not a fan of the whole “atomic wedgie” bit either, feels dated
Agreed! Might be better phrased as,
I’m not a fan of the whole “atomic wedgie” bit either, feels dated