• @Burn_The_Right
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    402 months ago

    Soon, Putin will claim Switzerland is now part of Russia. Get ready for another 3-day military operation.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      2 months ago

      Finally, Switzerland’s useless obsession with military spending and forced military service will pay off. 😄

      • @Passerby6497
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        32 months ago

        If a war sparks off (and I really hope it doesn’t), at least Sweeden will have their chance to get a Simo of their own.

        spoiler

        Bonus song.

      • tb_
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        22 months ago

        As a neutral nation you need to have some way to ensure that neutrality as there is no NATO or other group of nations to have your back.

        Hence the military spending.

        • @[email protected]OP
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          12 months ago

          Ah yes. I’m very scared of a French/German/Italian/Lichtensteinian Invasion.

          It’s totally smart to have obligatory military service in these circumstances, and to force every man to have a gun in his home for defense, and to force every home to build an underground bunker. (Our government is paranoid asf). And the arms industry have strong lobby.

    • @Maggoty
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      92 months ago

      Russia would literally die. Switzerland is ready, and has been ready for centuries.

      • @Etterra
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        22 months ago

        Also that’s where everybody keeps their money so they’re going to have things to say about it. With missiles.