An Alberta family went through a frightening ordeal on Tuesday afternoon when a cougar came onto their property, killed their pet cat and pawed at their back door.
and that’s when I’d be going out there and beating the shit out of it with a stick. Not to be mean, or even to avenge the cat, but to teach it to not fuck with humans without killing it.
Before ya’ll start whining that I couldn’t win a fight… I have armor. Literal medieval armor. That cougar would be fucked.
You’re not winning most fights with potentially rabid large cats without something as tough. That or just shoot it through the window, but screw that, they’re not that cheap.
and that’s when I’d be going out there and beating the shit out of it with a stick. Not to be mean, or even to avenge the cat, but to teach it to not fuck with humans without killing it.
Before ya’ll start whining that I couldn’t win a fight… I have armor. Literal medieval armor. That cougar would be fucked.
I would avenge my cat’s death.
| I have armor. Literal medieval armor.
What?
You’re not winning most fights with potentially rabid large cats without something as tough. That or just shoot it through the window, but screw that, they’re not that cheap.
Broad daylight hissing at you after it just had a successful hunt and you have a 5 year old?
If ever there was a time for no half measures, this’d be it.
Is this copypasta?
It is now