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minus-squareEleventhHourlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·7 months agoThat’s ok. I can impregnate your cat and teach you how to read.
minus-squareEleventhHourlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·7 months agoObviously! If I were an alien, id be eating your cat and teaching you alienese!
That’s ok. I can impregnate your cat and teach you how to read.
Elon is that you?
Obviously! If I were an alien, id be eating your cat and teaching you alienese!
Swoon?