NEW YORK—Noting that the 5-year-old purebred ultimately meant more to them than any of their ungrateful, deadbeat children, the nation’s baby boomers reportedly decided Wednesday to leave their entire $78.55 trillion fortune to a single spoiled Pomeranian. “Upon our death, we formally request that our whole estate be left to dear Mitzi, the only one […]
Ya know what, fair point. Any one of those would make marvelous Onion post if they weren’t real things that happened!