• magnetosphere
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    282 months ago

    She’s got the thousand yard stare. She may have negative experience with Long Dick Johnson.

    • @Telodzrum
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      162 months ago

      It’s long, too long really. He’s had complaints. It’s a real problem.

    • @stoicmaverick
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      -42 months ago

      Or a very deeply positive experience… Like really deep… Like, she gagged from anal…

      • bizarroland
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        82 months ago

        I imagine there would be other complications long before you started gagging.

        I mean just the idea that anything could reverse navigate the labyrinthian maze of the typical human intestines would already be a feat of brobdingnagian cocksmanship.

        But then you have to take into account the stomach acids and all of the things that were in the way long before you made it far enough of the back of the esophagus to trigger the gag reflex.

        It’s a level of sexual grotesquery that the most brain-rotted deviant furry on the planet couldn’t even begin to contemplate.

        • @stoicmaverick
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          42 months ago

          Fascinating. I appreciate your novel analysis, however it stands to mention, at least within the supposition of “data” being a pluralization of “anecdote”, that the female researcher in the tentacle-hentai documentary I recently re-evaluated, seemed to two indicate that it was quite plausible.