• ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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    6 months ago

    Captain: “Fire proton torpedoes”

    Captain: “Shit. It didn’t work. Do these things ever blow up a damned ship?”

    #2: “Maybe about once a season, sir.”

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      6 months ago

      Only when used in a <insert captain’s name here> maneuver.