• @[email protected]
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    4 months ago

    Fourty days later, Anon finds that his entire computer file system has been replaced with pics of Morgan Freeman

    • @Iheartcheese
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      824 months ago

      Why aren’t there viruses like this? Everyone wants to hurt your computer. Do something dumb like that.

      Or a screamer virus. That could bring the world to its knees.

      • @[email protected]
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        514 months ago

        My idea was a worm that just torrents random shit and dumps it on your desktop like a cat bringing you a dead bat with “I broughted you a pwesent w” energy.

      • @Klear
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        284 months ago

        There used to be a shitton of silly viruses back in the day.

        • Karyoplasma
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          154 months ago

          The “you are an idiot” one with the pop-up that runs away from your mouse cursor was hilarious.

      • @[email protected]
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        164 months ago

        I wrote a “virus” in college, which basically:

        1. took a screenshot of the entire desktop
        2. displayed screenshot full-screen on top of other windows
        3. would only go away if you typed “@sugar_in_your_tea pwned me” or something

        Oh, and it started on startup, so rebooting wouldn’t fix it. :)

        • Tekhne
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          43 months ago

          I did one similar! Used autohotkey to hide the task bar at random intervals and pop up a warning that said “system out of memory”. Only way to get it back was autohotkey or a reboot. It would restart daily and on login so it would keep happening. And I hid it as “Nvidia game scanner service.exe” in the Nvidia bloatware folder so it looked innocent. Had a good laugh about that one

        • @[email protected]
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          43 months ago

          bro I was thinking of this EXACT idea around the time you sent this message, how many more evidence do I need to conclude that this world is a simulation 💀💀

      • SeekPie
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        84 months ago

        I think that’s because most viruses aren’t made for fun but for a specific reason (i.e to steal money from someone’s computer).

        • @[email protected]
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          43 months ago

          That’d be hilarious lmao. Just a “windows is updating” progress bar while in the background it installs Mint, complete with transferring users/passwords, then “rebooting…” BAM Mint.

          Idk how possible that’d be but a man can dream.