You reply in the comments, and i try to guess your age based on a short conversation we have. That’s it!

  • @[email protected]
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    22 months ago

    Given your username if I fuck up the reply do I get some sirens?

    Actually hard to cause issues my phone fixes it and I guess almost nothing I type requires punctuation.

    • @GrammarPoliceOP
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      32 months ago

      You definitely get forcefully shoved to the ground and violently ordered to stop resisting while i kneel on your neck.

      Okay, mundane jokes aside, autocorrect just seems to cause more problems than it attempts to fix imo, so i have it turned off. Besides, you could’ve used a comma before the “and”’ in: “and I guess almost nothing…” cuz a comma must precede a conjunction that precedes a pronoun, so i guess you were wrong.

      • @[email protected]
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        22 months ago

        My autocorrect isn’t consistent. Depends on what app is being the keyboard, SwiftKey is better to type on and has a better layout but has significantly worse autocorrect than gboard.

        Except my new phone has a gap at the bottom the size of a spare bar that I can’t seemingly remove so it took a week to stop having my typing look like crap.

        If you want to correct my grammar look at anything long I type, I type like I talk which is non-stop until I’m done so I get really long run on sentences.

        • @GrammarPoliceOP
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          22 months ago

          Hmm. What do you like to talk about?

          • @[email protected]
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            22 months ago

            Generally whatever i’ve just done and/or seen. If I play a game, something will probably stick out to me as a moment worth talking about, or if i watched a particularly interesting video. Unfortunately all i’ve done today is drive, eat a burrito and then drive back so that isn’t super interesting to talk about. Nothing fancy on the roads today, at least that i noticed, but a lot of people who seem scared to be near the speed limit which is rather inconvenient but there isn’t a whole lot of space to do anything about that.

            • @GrammarPoliceOP
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              32 months ago

              Interesting or maybe not idk. What do you drive?

              • @[email protected]
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                12 months ago

                Got a Nissan skyline 370gt a couple months ago, so that until I can’t get in it anymore. Wasn’t my planned car, but it’s excellent. If you are American you would know it as an Infiniti G37, but Infiniti doesn’t really exist in my country. Fun car, parts sometimes require being imported though.

                • @GrammarPoliceOP
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                  12 months ago

                  Looks like a modest car. I’m not a huge car guy though, so i can’t really say much about it. I’m assuming your driving was to and from work? What do you do?

                  • @[email protected]
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                    12 months ago

                    Today was actually just for the burrito, but I work at a petrol station, it’s quite close to home so I don’t really get to drive far to work.

                    It’s gt car, good for long open roads at whatever speed limit is applicable, not so much for families because mine is the coupe and anyone with legs cannot really fit in the back seat.