The squirrels boarded "without tickets, breaching railway byeclaws", a spokesperson for the train operator joked.

cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/17610946

The squirrels jumped on the Great Western Railway (GWR) 8.54am train from Reading to Gatwick on Monday, forcing passengers to flee to other carriages.

The passengers alerted staff, who tried to lure the squirrels off the train at Redhill with snacks, before trying to force them off with brooms - but to no avail.

They subsequently called the journey off entirely.

  • @200okEnglish
    19•16 hours ago

    Me: “Wow! How many squirrels?!”

    Article: “Two. Two squirrels. Legally plural statement.”