• verity_kindleM
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    193 months ago

    Microwave ovens. Pizza pockets are haram now.

    • @[email protected]
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      133 months ago

      “All I said was, ‘this pizza pocket is good enough for Allah!’.”

      “There! You see?! He said it again. Blasphemer!”

    • @Death_Equity
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      53 months ago

      If only they didn’t dress so seductively, they could be spared the wrath of Allah.

      • @[email protected]M
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        13 months ago

        That crunchy outer layer, with the “Italian spice” blend. They practically ask to be eaten with your DnD group, getting grease on everything.