You reply in the comments, and i try to guess your age based on a short conversation we have. That’s it!

  • Lvxferre
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    118 hours ago

    Well, constructed languages aren’t something insanely useful, unless you’re into Linguistics or also into constructed worlds. For the former, it’s a good way to explore some “boundaries” of natural languages - conlangs can go beyond natlangs in certain features, but the opposite is almost never true. And for the later it’s that extra step to make the world within a story feel livelier, fleshing out the culture of its inhabitants.

    Although my reasons are probably not too far from Tolkien’s, who called constructed languages a “secret vice”. It’s mostly for fun.

    How long have you been gardening?

    Five years or so, I guess? I mean, beyond simple stuff like planting radishes in my backyard as a kid. I still joke about it with my mum - she outright hated it. “My house is no farm dammit!” (The radishes tasted great though.)

    • @GrammarPoliceOP
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      218 hours ago

      You make a good point about conlangs that’s for sure. At some point, i was deep in the Toki Pona rabbit hole, but decided I’d rather spend that time learning Spanish or German, since I’d like to visit countries that use those languages some day.

      What do you do for a living?

      • Lvxferre
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        17 hours ago

        If you’re into language learning for pragmatic reasons then I think that the only conlang that could be useful would be Esperanto, and even then it’s like squeezing water from a rock. (I do it mostly for the fun, though. That’s also my attitude towards ancient languages - I’m not exactly using Latin everyday, and Sanskrit will be likely in the same bag.)

        German is a great choice but be aware that proficient German/English bilinguals tend to use English as soon as they notice that you can speak it. It’s kind of funny because I’ve seen French speakers with the opposite reaction - as if one side saw a language as a tool, another as a cultural root. (It’s both.)

        What do you do for a living?

        I’m a translator by trade. I stick mostly to Portuguese, Italian, and English - those are the languages that I’m actually proficient with. Sometimes I pick something from German too, but I don’t typically translate things into German to avoid going full “ich bin ein Berliner”, like that American president. (That reminds me that I promised the old lady next-door to give her some Berlin balls once I prepare them. Her avocado ice cream was amazing. Also, sorry for the amount of off-topic that I tend to go into, but I guess that it’s more data to guess my age?)

        • @GrammarPoliceOP
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          217 hours ago

          Oh you’re a translator, i guess that explains the fascination with languages. How did you get into it, and how long have you been doing it?

          Also, sorry for the amount of off-topic that I tend to go into, but I guess that it’s more data to guess my age?)

          I was just gonna say, you go on a lot of tangents lmao, but yes it should all help when i deliver the coup de grace

          • Lvxferre
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            117 hours ago

            My grad was Linguistics, Translation and Literary Criticism; it’s a weird mix but traditional here in LatAm. I hopped in due to Linguistics*, specially Historical Linguistics but… well, reality kicks in, and translation became my breadwinner. I’ve been doing it for a decade or so, first through contacts that I’ve made in uni times, then as an independent freelancer.

            *it’s actually the main “root” of my fascination with languages - there’s something bittersweet about understanding the languages of the past and present. For me it forces to deal with the contradiction between “we’re all different” and “we’re all the same”, how much culture shapes us while we’re all still unmistakeably human.

            • @GrammarPoliceOP
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              216 hours ago

              Wow, you’re impressive. I’ve never interacted with someone with as much depth of knowledge as you. That being said i don’t typically interact with people who could or should have depth of knowledge in one area anyways.

              So, it is the nature of a translator that they travel a lot. What are some of the most memorable places you’ve travelled to?

              • Lvxferre
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                115 hours ago

                Sadly I never had much of an opportunity to travel to a lot of different places, at most neighbouring countries - Argentina, Paraguay, Uruguay; I’m from the southern parts of Brazil. I did it alongside a native Spanish speaker, my then girlfriend.

                What are some of the most memorable places you’ve travelled to?

                Probably the Iguazu Falls. It’s technically in my state (Paraná), but right at the border with Paraguay and Argentina. When I went there it rained a lot a few days before, so the falls were really strong. A shame that my ex- already saw them a few times, so she was a bit more interested on buying whisky for the travel and going to Asunción.

                I also enjoyed Asunción (Paraguay) a fair bit. It’s kind of weird to associate fish with a landlocked area, but they had some amazing freshwater fish dishes, and the old colonial architecture was really nice.

                Rosario (Argentina) was memorable but for another reason - since it was her home city, we spent there two weeks, I kind of grew tired of the city.

                Wow, you’re impressive. I’ve never interacted with someone with as much depth of knowledge as you.

                Thank you! It’s mostly knowledge directed towards one area though.

                • @GrammarPoliceOP
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                  214 hours ago

                  That’s a lot of places you’ve been to. It doesn’t matter whether they’re in the same continent, Latin America is already diverse enough. Plus, it sounds like you had a good time, which is what matters. I hope to visit most of Latin America some day as well.

                  Thank you! It’s mostly knowledge directed towards one area though.

                  Deep knowledge is impressive knowledge man. Pat yourself on the back

                  Okay, final question. Is there anything more you hope to get out of life before you can say you’ve done it all?

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                    Okay, final question. Is there anything more you hope to get out of life before you can say you’ve done it all?

                    I want some sort of feat, achievement or even improvement left behind for people after my death. It doesn’t need to be fancy or life-changing; just something nice that makes people say “hey, Lvxferre did it”.