• @SlopppyEngineer
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    182 months ago

    It’s Vance. You have any idea what’s in the couch cushions?

    • @werefreeatlast
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      22 months ago

      Have you ever wondered why even keys not made from brass smell the way they do? And why they are often sticky? Vance! Get some help! Stop fucking our couches full of lost keys!