Coolest kid in her school now for sure.

  • @krelvar
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    108 hours ago

    Either way the nickname should be “Subway”.

    “Did you meet Subway?” “… What?” “You gotta hear this story, dude! Gramma, tell Ricky your story!”

    “Did you meet The Subway Murderer? Dude, don’t fuck with her, she runs this cell block.”

    • Flying SquidOP
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      76 hours ago

      “Pink Joyride” would be pretty good too.

      Surveillance images released by police showed one suspect dressed fully in pink - including a shower cap…

    • @EmpathicVagrant
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      77 hours ago

      The conductor just called, she’s going to drop by later on