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Dad JokesEnglish • 5 hours ago

How do you cross crocodile river with only a rubber band?

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How do you cross crocodile river with only a rubber band?

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Dad JokesEnglish • 5 hours ago

Just swim across–the crocodiles are still at the meeting.

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