• modifier
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    642 months ago

    I’ve been waiting for the ideal time to unmask myself, and now seems as good a time as any.

    It is I. I am the president and CEO of Antifa, and I rule with an iron fist.

    I’ll take your questions now.

    • Thassodar
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      212 months ago

      If you’re antipho, what’s your soup of choice?

    • @Avatar_of_Self
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      112 months ago

      I’ve heard rumors of unionizing at antifa. What is your strategy for dealing with that?

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        2 months ago

        Obvious conservative plant question. Collective action itself is the iron fist with which I rule, thus a Union would be redundant.

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    • Bibliotectress
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      112 months ago

      Hi! Yes, I have a question.

      Grocery prices have been hitting hard lately, and I’m looking into alternative meat sources. I would like to know if I were to join your company, could we literally eat the rich? Or, second best, take all their stuff?

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        82 months ago

        God knows what wierd chemicals they are marinating in, and most of them are busy amassing private armies and creating microstates while working to erode the checks that currently limit their ability to essentially act as actual sovereign citizen, so it wouldn’t exactly be very calorically rewarding compared to the effort, but…

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