• @Soup
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    1011 hours ago

    By that logic, has he ever used a public restroom? Other men’s bare asses have touched the same toilet seat! Sometimes it’s still warm!

    Also, presumably, she showers. And going down on someone doesn’t usually involve diving headfirst inside; it’s really 99% on the surface. And you know he fucking loves blowjobs as if she needs to be ok with doing that, as if none of the same shit applies to him.