• snooggums
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    6 months ago

    It was nice of them to resurrect the cat as a zombie and put it back in that lady’s house like it had never been gone!

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      6 months ago

      That’s what you think. The truth is that Ms. Sassy framed the lady. She hid in the basement with a burner phone and hacked into the lady’s Facebook account to accuse Haitians of eating her.

      And that’s why she was named Ms. Sassy.