guys, we will not enforce laws to combat climate change, we don’t want to impact corporate profits… so please just tell your friends to be less wasteful while corporations dump their muck in your waters and smoke in your air.

please buy more cars though because we won’t do much about public transit either. just let the billionaires have their jets and their yachts ok? they don’t have much. but if you shower for 6 minutes this climate is on you.