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minus-square@mack7400linkEnglish14•2 months agoThis is why I’m confident that Han Solo is fine. Shaft’s ain’t shit.
minus-square@finitebanjolinkEnglish2•edit-22 months agoHe was also impaled by a lightsaber and his lifelong friend Chewy fought to the death immediately afterwards but its all a moot point since Ford hated playing him anyways.
minus-square@finitebanjolinkEnglish4•edit-22 months agoYeah but being cut in half increases your survival rate, statistically. Darth Maul: cut in half, thrown down shaft, lived Qui Gon Jin: Impaled, laid on floor, died
minus-squareJolteonlinkfedilinkEnglish4•2 months agoDon’t forget: Mace windu: tazed a bit and thrown out a window: dead
This is why I’m confident that Han Solo is fine. Shaft’s ain’t shit.
He was also impaled by a lightsaber and his lifelong friend Chewy fought to the death immediately afterwards but its all a moot point since Ford hated playing him anyways.
Hey, he wasn’t even cut in half.
Yeah but being cut in half increases your survival rate, statistically.
Darth Maul: cut in half, thrown down shaft, lived
Qui Gon Jin: Impaled, laid on floor, died
Don’t forget:
Mace windu: tazed a bit and thrown out a window: dead