• ϻеƌųʂɑ
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      933 months ago

      Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

    • @neatchee
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      403 months ago

      I’m not even supposed to be here today!

    • @[email protected]
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      3 months ago

      It’s written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.

      • @evidences
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        53 months ago

        There was that one episode of the dropout show breaking news where we find out grant blew 50 dudes in one night at a warehouse party in New York, 100 in a single night would be next level.

        • Flying Squid
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          13 months ago

          Supposedly the wife of the emperor Claudius had a contest with a prostitute to see how many men each one of them could fuck within 24 hours.

          (It was probably just propaganda, but it was in I, Claudius anyway.)

      • @Olhonestjim
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        53 months ago

        I mean impressive, but not unachievable.

    • @ceenote
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      223 months ago

      Just bring her lasagna at work. She’ll get over it.

      • @someguy3
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        53 months ago

        Until her fashion designer ex shows up.

        • @[email protected]
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          113 months ago

          theres a million fine lookin women out there

          not all of them bring you lasagna at work…most of em just cheat on you

    • DreamButt
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      33 months ago

      No simultaneously

    • @Valmond
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      23 months ago

      Nah in a column.