“Fucktard, do you not see the Apple logo on the device? You’ll buy it, pay the astronomical price and recommend it to your friends as the next thing in computing! And if you don’t, I will call my buddy Xi and we will send you to the Apple labour camp in Xinjiang! Get ready to be castrated so you can focus on our iPhone 16 rampup!”
Tim Apple:
“Fucktard, do you not see the Apple logo on the device? You’ll buy it, pay the astronomical price and recommend it to your friends as the next thing in computing! And if you don’t, I will call my buddy Xi and we will send you to the Apple labour camp in Xinjiang! Get ready to be castrated so you can focus on our iPhone 16 rampup!”