• @UnderpantsWeevil
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    243 months ago

    Christ, if you could see the abysmal efficiency of business tier SQL code being churned out in the Lowest Bidder mines overseas…

    Using a few terrabytes of memory and a stack of processors as high as my knee so they can recreate Excel in a badly rendered .aspx page built in 2003.

    • @[email protected]
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      63 months ago

      We have a table with literally three columns. One is an id, another a filename and a third a path. Guess which one was picked as the primary key?

      Never seen something so stupid in 28 years of computing. Including my studies.

      • @UnderpantsWeevil
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        33 months ago

        Well, you don’t want to waste space by adding the same file path twice

    • @[email protected]
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      23 months ago

      As a dev, I had to fix an O( n! ) algorithm once because the outsourced developer that wrote it had no clue about anything. This algorithm was making database queries. To an on-device database, granted, so no network requests, but jesus christ man. I questioned the sanity of the world that time, and haven’t stopped since.

      • @UnderpantsWeevil
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        13 months ago

        Oh yeah, I love people who stick SQL lookups in a For Loop. Even better, the coder who puts conditional if (but no then/else) clauses around a dozen raw text execution commands that fire in sequence. So you’re making six distinct lookups per iteration rather than answering your question in a single query and referencing the results from memory.

        Internal screaming