• @tacosplease
      link
      315 hours ago

      When your cousin did it a few years ago. Now they have a lot of your DNA too.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      82 days ago

      Ah, by not sending them money every month you agreed to them coming into your room while you slept to harvest your unique juices.

      Should have known to opt out of that thing you never signed.