• @Viking_Hippie
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    43 hours ago

    I’ll bet you an Australian dollar (or whatever they use)

    Emu wounds. You show your scars from being bitten and if the merchant is suitably impressed with your collection, you get wares.

    In emergency situations, globs of Vegemite can be used in stead.

    • @[email protected]
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      52 hours ago

      What about 'roo bruises? You know, because of the boxing? Bap-pow! Left hook to the face, you’ve been roo’d mf

      • @Viking_Hippie
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        42 hours ago

        I think those are valid for public transportation