• CEOofmyhouse56
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    62 months ago

    Your very first one you posted here about the checkout chick was superbo and very relatable.

    • StudSpud The Starchy
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      102 months ago

      It was this one yeah?

      I could not sleep, awakened afraid
      Under the covers, I begged, I prayed,
      For dawn, or death, for sleep to come
      But mercy ungranted, I knew I was done.
      For I committed a most awful crime
      One for which we’ve all done time
      Exactly the same or slighty changed,
      Have we all made this same mistake?
      I went to Woolies to buy a snack,
      The cashier smiled, I smiled back
      Items scanned, transaction completed
      She said the words that have me defeated
      Smiles and waves, “Enjoy your coffee and snack!”
      “You too!” I regretfully cried back
      Unthinking, unblinking, mid-step away
      I died there, in Woolies, that very day.