I swear, I get the vibe from my cats that

  • they’re my daughters
  • one i get the vibe from that she’s my old lady (which literally she is but the wife connotation is highly questionable)

What is the relationship in the felid mind? I’ve never gotten the sense that I’m a “master” despite the fact they know when I get annoyed with them or what is forbidden and they mostly come to honor that (turns out nobody or anything likes getting hassled)

  • @cheese_greaterOP
    25•3 months ago

    I figure that’s the only thing stopping her from tearing me to shreds when I clean her eye boogers

    • @[email protected]English
      17•3 months ago

      That, and you are like 20 times her size! (I assume your daughter isn’t a lion, tiger, panther, etc.:-D)

      She definitely wants to tear you to shreds though, you can tell. She also wants you to do it to her in return - just don’t overdo it!:-)

      • @VelvetStorm
        13•3 months ago

        Don’t underestimate how strong and ferocious a house cat is. They are fully capable of fucking you up beyond what you think they are able to. Anytime a house cat has attacked you they have 100% pulled their punches.