Track_Shovel to Microblog MemesEnglish • 4 months agoAbsolutelyslrpnk.netimagemessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up1743arrow-down120
arrow-up1723arrow-down1imageAbsolutelyslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel to Microblog MemesEnglish • 4 months agomessage-square72fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•4 months agoClose! This has been a Brit thing for a decade or so, particularly Scots and Northern English. The idea is to use a noun that could already be a slightly insulting word to start with, like ‘potato’ in the example You absolute donkey You absolute cabbage You absolute bin-bag You absolute Belgian Etc etc
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•4 months agoOn a similar note, with an “absolutely” and a word ending in “ed”, you get words which mean “very inebriated/stoned” Common absolutely battered absolutely blathered absolutely pissed absolutely wankered absolutely trolleyed absolutely shitfaced absolutely twatted Less common absolutely potatoed absolutely cultured absolutely traffic coned absolutely fishcaked absolutely Belgianed absolutely bin-bagged absolutely cabbaged absolutely Tobleroned
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•4 months ago“absolutely” in this context can be replaced by “pure” if you’re a weegie
minus-squareMrsDoylelinkfedilinkEnglish1•4 months ago“You absolute melt” is my favourite. Uttered by a GBBO baker about himself in the latest episode.
minus-squarePandantic [they/them]linkfedilinkEnglish1•4 months agoI think houseplant and fishtank kind of work in this context.
Close!
This has been a Brit thing for a decade or so, particularly Scots and Northern English. The idea is to use a noun that could already be a slightly insulting word to start with, like ‘potato’ in the example
You absolute donkey
You absolute cabbage
You absolute bin-bag
You absolute Belgian
Etc etc
On a similar note, with an “absolutely” and a word ending in “ed”, you get words which mean “very inebriated/stoned”
Common
Less common
“absolutely” in this context can be replaced by “pure” if you’re a weegie
“You absolute melt” is my favourite. Uttered by a GBBO baker about himself in the latest episode.
I think houseplant and fishtank kind of work in this context.