Track_Shovel to Microblog MemesEnglish • 12 hours agoAbsolutelyslrpnk.netimagemessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1385arrow-down19
arrow-up1376arrow-down1imageAbsolutelyslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel to Microblog MemesEnglish • 12 hours agomessage-square40fedilink
minus-square@MeatsOfRagelinkEnglish4•3 hours agoI’ve watched all of the Gordon Ramsey Kitchen Nightmares series and it’s full of these, except it’s usually fuckin’ instead of absolute. My favorite is when after having lunch he went back to the kitchen to find they were just microwaving everything. The exchange went like this: “Did I have anything for lunch that wasn’t microwaved?” “your salad” “Of course you don’t microwave a salad you fuckin’ donut”
minus-square@lmaydevlinkEnglish1•1 hour agoIt’s a very British thing. Like adding “ed” to anything to mean very drunk. Hammered, trollied, steamed, cunted etc.
I’ve watched all of the Gordon Ramsey Kitchen Nightmares series and it’s full of these, except it’s usually fuckin’ instead of absolute.
My favorite is when after having lunch he went back to the kitchen to find they were just microwaving everything. The exchange went like this:
“Did I have anything for lunch that wasn’t microwaved?”
“your salad”
“Of course you don’t microwave a salad you fuckin’ donut”
It’s a very British thing. Like adding “ed” to anything to mean very drunk. Hammered, trollied, steamed, cunted etc.