• @dejected_warp_core
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      1 day ago

      I’m with you there.

      If this ::wildly points at self:: is intelligent design, then said intelligence clearly adhered to a strict “just barely good enough to survive and move genes around” work ethos. That, or over-doing it wasn’t going to fit into the time and materials budget.

      Source: anxiety, PMS, knees, shoulders, oversized skull, vulnerable gonads on outside of body.

      • @Shapillon
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        51 day ago

        Don’t forget the absolutely deranged path wour vagal nerve takes through your torsoe because fish didn’t have necks and we do.

      • Buglefingers
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        72 days ago

        The designer didn’t sleep for 3 days themselves. Gonna make some mistakes with that kinda lack of sleep

      • @Hamartia
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        21 day ago

        Intelligent design but the budget was managed by an insurance company.

    • Dragon "Rider"(drag)
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      -152 days ago

      Drag thinks humanity was created by the gods. Drag also thinks the gods are stupid. 13.7 billion years and the best those fuckers could come up with was evolution? What a joke!