Russia's Foreign Ministry said a decision to remove the Taliban from a list of terrorist organizations had been "taken at the highest level," the TASS state news agency reported.
That’s right, the Taliban are gentle folk that only want to keep control of their women’s bodies and would like to kill you all infidels…but you know, gently. Yeah they used to do harsh things like un announced suddenly disassembly of all vicinity including other people, pets, homes, places and vehicles. However, now they have a few new rules including the world first countdown! That’s right, no more sudden violence. They will let you know with plenty of time when they will press the trigger, pull the chord, press the button, call the cellphone or pager etc. you will know it! They also too the opposite stance on beheadings. The new Taliban or Neotaliban will not warn anyone before headostomy surgery. They found that people generally don’t like that. So general anesthesia will be applied to the area. It’s now a very simple procedure. Anyway, they’re great people.
That’s right, the Taliban are gentle folk that only want to keep control of their women’s bodies and would like to kill you all infidels…but you know, gently. Yeah they used to do harsh things like un announced suddenly disassembly of all vicinity including other people, pets, homes, places and vehicles. However, now they have a few new rules including the world first countdown! That’s right, no more sudden violence. They will let you know with plenty of time when they will press the trigger, pull the chord, press the button, call the cellphone or pager etc. you will know it! They also too the opposite stance on beheadings. The new Taliban or Neotaliban will not warn anyone before headostomy surgery. They found that people generally don’t like that. So general anesthesia will be applied to the area. It’s now a very simple procedure. Anyway, they’re great people.