• Tofu
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      3 months ago

      Hawaiian pizza is for those who work 12+ hours today.

      • @[email protected]
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        3 months ago

        I require the sweet pineapple… What tasks are on offer?

        Edit: If you give me a slice that isn’t lactose free I’ll also provide many containers of natural gas. Completely renewable resource. Don’t ask how

        • Tofu
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          43 months ago

          For your service to the company’s energy bill, you will be given one (1) slice of Hawaiian pizza extra cheese after working eleven hours, instead of twelve.

            • Tofu
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              23 months ago

              During which you are welcome to take a nap or browse your phone. No other contribution required.