@[email protected] to [email protected] • 1 month agoDaily Discussion Thread: 🖋️📃📖👩🎓 Tuesday, October 8, 2024message-square191fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down10
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•edit-21 month agoI require the sweet pineapple… What tasks are on offer? Edit: If you give me a slice that isn’t lactose free I’ll also provide many containers of natural gas. Completely renewable resource. Don’t ask how
minus-squareTofulinkfedilink4•1 month agoFor your service to the company’s energy bill, you will be given one (1) slice of Hawaiian pizza extra cheese after working eleven hours, instead of twelve.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•1 month agoI have a funny feeling I’ll be spending that ‘free’ hour hooked up to the gas bottle…
minus-squareTofulinkfedilink2•1 month agoDuring which you are welcome to take a nap or browse your phone. No other contribution required.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•1 month agoThat tracks. I usually do just contribute a load of hot air
minus-squareTofulinkfedilink2•1 month agoYou may be on track to becoming the Company’s Most Valuable Asset
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•1 month agoWoahh, I’m fartin’ air Woah oh! Lizard on a pear
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•1 month agoGuess I might have to put in some extra hours today :(
What? No Hawaiian pizza? I feel ripped off!
Hawaiian pizza is for those who work 12+ hours today.
I require the sweet pineapple… What tasks are on offer?
Edit: If you give me a slice that isn’t lactose free I’ll also provide many containers of natural gas. Completely renewable resource. Don’t ask how
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For your service to the company’s energy bill, you will be given one (1) slice of Hawaiian pizza extra cheese after working eleven hours, instead of twelve.
I have a funny feeling I’ll be spending that ‘free’ hour hooked up to the gas bottle…
During which you are welcome to take a nap or browse your phone. No other contribution required.
That tracks. I usually do just contribute a load of hot air
You may be on track to becoming the Company’s Most Valuable Asset
Woahh, I’m fartin’ air
Woah oh! Lizard on a pear
Guess I might have to put in some extra hours today :(
Hustle!
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