Hurricane Milton rapidly strengthened into a Category 4 hurricane Monday on a path toward Florida population centers including Tampa and Orlando, threatening a dangerous storm surge in Tampa Bay and setting the stage for potential mass evacuations less than two weeks after a catastrophic Hurricane Helene swamped the coastline.
Officials said they are preparing for the largest evacuation since Hurricane Irma in 2017 when about 7 million Floridians left their homes.
Update
Winds over 160 mph.
Possible silver lining: Mar-a-Lago is right in its path.
Please don’t lie to me.
Ah fuck, the predicted path moved.
Just use a sharpie and move it back.
Should try thoughts and prayers.
I heard from the woman that broke Jewish space lasers that “they” have the ability to move hurricanes. And so I guess “they” wanted to protect trumps orange house because “they” are secretly working for project 2025 and there’s probably a level Q drop coming soon to explain how this is all part of the plan but also is part of a different plan that true Americans have to fight like hell against…
God even play acting one of the brainwormed people for a paragraph is exhausting
God protected Trump
Edit: do i really need put an /s ?
If this god protected Trump while letting a ton of other people die, it’s a real asshole of a god.
I was trying to be sarcastic
You’re living in a world where people say that sort of thing in all seriousness.
Anyone watching to see if Trump moves any more classified documents out of there before the storm hits?
I don’t know… don’t they always tell you to seek refuge in a bathroom in these situations?
Shitter’s full, Clark. Of classified documents.
“Does Eddie know that’s not safe?”
“He ought to, it’s illegal.”
Only by virtue of the bathroom historically being the lowest, centermost room of a typical American home (and usually without windows that can break in a storm). If that is not the case for you, you should make a mental note of where in your house is such a place.
Officially 5 now
I looked few other path prediction and whatnot. Seems like most of them got hurricanes at CAT3 when it hit the coast. It just show CAT4/5 during the middle of the gulf. I don’t know much about hurricanes but maybe it’s just sensational headline?
Probably a CAT 4 or strong CAT 3 at landfall.
Update:
Well fuck…
People don’t think global warming be like that, but it do.