@return2ozma to News • 5 months agoIf You Stay ‘You’re Gonna Die’: Tampa Mayor Warns Residents in Hurricane Milton Evacuation Zoneswww.rollingstone.commessage-square36arrow-up1200arrow-down14file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1196arrow-down1external-linkIf You Stay ‘You’re Gonna Die’: Tampa Mayor Warns Residents in Hurricane Milton Evacuation Zoneswww.rollingstone.com@return2ozma to News • 5 months agomessage-square36file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareFlying Squidlink32•5 months agoTampa residents without vehicles (or homes): “So we’re supposed to just die then?” (The answer is yes.)
minus-square@Treczokslink16•5 months agoJust take a waterproof sharpie and write your name and DoB on your arms before that. Just in case.
minus-squarejackeryjoolinkEnglish10•5 months agoThen use the remaining sharpie ink and try and redirect the hurricane to crash harmlessly into Mar-a-Lago
Tampa residents without vehicles (or homes): “So we’re supposed to just die then?” (The answer is yes.)
Just take a waterproof sharpie and write your name and DoB on your arms before that. Just in case.
Then use the remaining sharpie ink and try and redirect the hurricane to crash harmlessly into Mar-a-Lago