Diabel: Alright, looks like everyone’s grouped up. Get plenty of rest tonight, people! We leave at noon!

Player 2: *Groans* Noon?

Player 3: That’s so early!

Diabel: *Sighs* Alright. What about 1 o’clock?

Player 8: 1? Dude, come on!

Diabel: *Groans* God, fine! We leave at the crack of… 2:30, I guess. Lazy butts…

Player 4: Christ, I’m gonna have to set my alarm.

~Sword Art Online Abridged, episode 2