I think they’re all pretty solid, but my favorite is and will always be “My Warlock Patron is my overbearing mom who rediscovered me and is desperately trying to embody what a mom is, with no context for what any of it means, or what “age appropriate” means”.
That last one is solid.
I think they’re all pretty solid, but my favorite is and will always be “My Warlock Patron is my overbearing mom who rediscovered me and is desperately trying to embody what a mom is, with no context for what any of it means, or what “age appropriate” means”.
“Mom, I told you I need more than two spell slots. The wizard has 15 per long rest.”
“But I’m giving you more every short rest.”
“Nobody short rests. Could you be more out of touch?”
That’s a great one too.