• @[email protected]
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    792 months ago

    Why would he look at security footage? He’s not a cop from the 80s, he just commands his army to find those. He’s not evil enought to micromanage.

    • IninewCrow
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      1012 months ago

      Levels of Evil

      Level I - burn kittens and watch them suffer
      Level II - build a space weapon so massive it blows up planets
      Level III - micromanage your minions and review security footage

      • @[email protected]
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        512 months ago

        Imagine standing around during guard duty and Darth Vader calls up saying if you have time to lean you have time to clean.

        • @Zombiepirate
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          152 months ago

          Let’s touch base on this at a later date and see if we can really drill down and get our ducks in a row. I don’t have the bandwidth right now, so we’ll circle back now that it’s on my radar.

          /mechanical breathing

        • @fishos
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          There was an old YouTube series about this called Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager

      • @InverseParallax
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        Level IV - Negotiations of trade route duty and tariffs in bad faith

        Level V - Sand.

        • threelonmusketeers
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          Surely there must have been at least a few kittens (or their Star Wars equivalent) on Alderaan… I feel like that would make Level I a subset of Level II by definition.

          • Farid
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            52 months ago

            But they didn’t watch kittens suffer. Yuge difference.

    • @xpinchx
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      72 months ago

      TIL my boss is more evil than Darth Vader.

      • @[email protected]
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        12 months ago

        Unironically, somewhat credible supervillains back then where a lot less cruel than many managers nowdays.