• @[email protected]
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    374 months ago

    they would have nowhere to retreat if their food supply ran out.

    Um. Hello? There are scientists there.


    Which means scientific papers, then tourists, then garbage and a symbiotic relationship, then the eventual domestication of polar bears.
    Not, you know, the international scientific community treating scientists like cats.

    • @Warl0k3
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      64 months ago

      “Return Eenie or we feed another physicist to the bears. We know you fuckers took him.”

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      34 months ago

      Idk, I think polar bears would domesticate the scientists before scientists domesticated the polar bears.

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      34 months ago

      Always wondered what it would have been like had we domesticated these things

      These limbs were adapted for efficient long-distance pacing, rather than the explosive acceleration and high speed pursuits

      Terrifying