I was just about to ask how the hell you get the good angles, short of closing it and bending them over the top like a grieving widow in a cheezy cop flick (well +sex). I mean it’s possible they’re more spacious inside than I’m imagining, but…
And another thing, why aren’t coffins shaped cool anymore? Why did we discontinue the trapezoidal aspect? The only reason I wanted to be buried instead of cremated is to have a slick ass Dracula coffin (I wish Count Orlok’s was the cool kind because I’d rather reference him, but oh well…)
(Alright I went a googlin’, turns out Caskets are rectangles and Coffins are coffin-shaped, they’re not interchangeable terms. There’s hope yet!)
My first car was a hearse, so I bought a coffin too, it’s great for metal festivals 🤘🏻
That being said, sex in a coffin isn’t so practical…
I was just about to ask how the hell you get the good angles, short of closing it and bending them over the top like a grieving widow in a cheezy cop flick (well +sex). I mean it’s possible they’re more spacious inside than I’m imagining, but…
And another thing, why aren’t coffins shaped cool anymore? Why did we discontinue the trapezoidal aspect? The only reason I wanted to be buried instead of cremated is to have a slick ass Dracula coffin (I wish Count Orlok’s was the cool kind because I’d rather reference him, but oh well…)
(Alright I went a googlin’, turns out Caskets are rectangles and Coffins are coffin-shaped, they’re not interchangeable terms. There’s hope yet!)
Yeah, some stuff works but overall everything is more restricted. Best thing to do is to use it for hot vamp foreplay/roleplay.
Yeah was about to say this. Another fact: Graveyards are connected to a spiritual building (e.g. a church) while cemeteries are independent locations.
Huh, neat! TIL, thanks!