• The Giant Korean
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      81 day ago

      I always picture my injuries speaking to me in a French accent.

      • @[email protected]
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        417 hours ago

        Mine is always like “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You fell off a skateboard 20 years ago. Prepare to die.”

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        31 day ago

        Mine always strolls up to me with a playful smile on his tiny goatee, arms stretched wide across a striped black and white jumper, an accordion begins to play, before he nuzzles up close to my ear and whispers: “ich bin immer dabei, du arschlitrötchen”