I say “bum” and my wife says “boob”

Interested to hear what you think.

  • @NineMileTower
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    Peef.

    It’s when you fart out of your dick hole. A “Penis Queef”, if you will. Happened to me once when I had a cystoscopy. Weirdest feeling ever.

    • @Crackhappy
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      292 days ago

      What the fuuuuuuck. How do you delete someone else’s post?

        • @Crackhappy
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          51 day ago

          I am sorry. I didn’t mean to be flippant. I had no idea that was a thing and reacted in the moment. Are you ok? Is your penis ok? Can you teach me your ways, senpai?

          • @NineMileTower
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            Yeah I’m good. I guess there’s an over developed muscle in my bladder that caused pain and blood in my urine. Totally benign.

            The tube in my pee hole? Weirdest feeling of my life

            • @Crackhappy
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              221 hours ago

              Ok, I’ve had many catheters inserted into my penis, I’ve just never had an expulsion of air. Usually getting it put in wasn’t a big deal, as I was always incoherent or unconscious, but getting it taken out was cathartic and unpleasant.

              • @NineMileTower
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                This goes beyond a catheter. The camera goes all the way deep into the bladder.

                • @Crackhappy
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                  I said something irredeemably stupid as it’s clear I didn’t actually read the last sentence of your original post. I apologize for wasting your time. That said, do you have any pictures?

    • BougieBirdieOP
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      82 days ago

      I learned a new thing today, thank you!

      Does it sound like peef too? How many decibels do you think you could crank one out to?

      • @NineMileTower
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        It sounded like a silent but deadly fart. Like a PFFFFT.