• dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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    03 hours ago

    It works fine until someone tries to buy an age restricted item (ye gods help you if you have more than one!) or inevitably every available kiosk is being hogged by a octogenarian who can’t figure out the machine at they all take half an hour each to check out.

    For your convenience, half of the machines are broken, and the employee assigned to unjam the remaining working ones when they get their electronic knickers in a twist is on lunch.

    This situation has gotten so bad that my local Home Depot has started assigning an employee to “assist,” i.e. work the machine from start to finish, every customer at the self checkout. So for those of you keeping score at home, that means what we’ve done is reinvented the standard checkout lane, except worse, and both people are standing on the same side of the counter for some reason.