• @werefreeatlast
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    61 month ago

    Once you’re 50, you got everything together, the house, the car, the job… That’s when you should start dating! There’s a bunch of 45 year old hotties out there with big tiddies! Just gotta know where to look…like like forward, to the left, and to the right. Usually you don’t need to look up to find a hottie.

    Anyway, the thing about 45 year old hotties is that they don’t live with their parents anymore. Usually their parents already died. It’s tragic, So know, but believe me! It’s for the best! You don’t wanna end up getting chased around the neighborhood by a 90 year old with a shotgun. At best the guy hurts himself and you’re still the guilty party. Nah. Find yourself a 45 year old orphan.

    And get a job you laisy sonobabich! How are you gonna provide to your girlfriend if you got no job! 😜