Eighteen theatregoers at Stuttgart’s state opera required medical treatment for severe nausea over the weekend after watching a performance that included live piercing, unsimulated sexual intercourse and copious amounts of fake and real blood.

  • @Viking_Hippie
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    7511 hours ago

    Good technique in dance to me is not just someone who can do a perfect tendu, but also someone who can urinate on cue,” Holzinger told the Guardian in an interview earlier this year.

    Just your average choreographer 😄

    • @[email protected]
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      369 hours ago

      Hindemith’s original opera tells the story of a young nun who, aroused by a tale told by one of the nunnery’s older women, steps on to the altar naked and rips the loincloth from Christ’s torso. An encounter with a large spider leads her to repent her action and beg the other nuns to wall her up alive.

      Maybe the war on drugs wasn’t so bad after all.

      • @Viking_Hippie
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        Couldn’t disagree more, that sounds hilarious 😄

    • darkstar
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      1410 hours ago

      “To me, a good dancer is someone who can urinate on cue”

      Wtf dude

    • @Tylerdurdon
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      810 hours ago

      Very good splits Hazel, now shit on Julia’s chest. I said give Julia a Cleveland Streamer!!!