• @TexasDrunk
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    209 hours ago

    You forgot the part where they yelled “Without prejudice!” and signed their bag in blue ink at a 45° angle.

    • @CatZoomies
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      129 hours ago

      Drat, I failed us here! I forgot to invoke the sacred spells!

      • @vortexsurfer
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        4 hours ago

        You should also say/yell “I do not consent!”, because it’s illegal to search or arrest someone without their consent. It was a popular spell a few years ago, but I don’t see it being used much anymore, so it’s possible that the cops have found a counterspell. 😉